Category: Joke Board
I'm nobody. Nobody is perfect, and therefore I'm perfect.
If I save time, when do I get it back?
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.
Best way to prevent a hangover is to stay drunk.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train
stops. On my desk, I have a work station... What more can I say.
If it's true that we are here to help others, then, what exactly are the
others here for?
Should women have children after 35? No, 35 children are enough.
Alcohol kills slowly. Who's in a hurry?
amen to that.
crap the best way to avoid a hangover is to stop when you feel no pain ...and how patronising I'd no idea trains stop at stations, I always assumed they were either victoriana or a post modernist artistic statement, on the industrialisation of the once rural landscape...